christ, i just found myself googling 'how to boil eggs'. a friend left eggs in my fridge and i figured i'll make them useful, boil, slice and put on my bread. i put water in the pan and that's where my creativity and knowledge ran out. i could could continue being embarrassed but why bother, i found my answer, life goes on http://whatscookingamerica.net/Eggs/BoiledEggs.htm

/edit: the eggs turned out great altho i didn't follow the instructions. i'm the bestest :)